Here’s a man who can speak and write Venusian, as well as a number of other alien languages. Interviewed by the great Patrick Moore!

A scottish boy who ended up as a batchelor with a lot of cats. If “Scotland” and “dancing” offend you (especially both at the same time), look away now:

All Charlie did was bite his brother’s finger…

and the flurry of remixes included this little gem: